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Because Fucking Life

Just have kids Tee

Just have kids Tee

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The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. Jean Kerr

You know you've got kids when the tired look is permanent. We understand the bags under the eyes, pale skin, and zoned out expression are necessary.

If you're a parent, you know the struggle is real. The bags under your eyes, the pale skin, and that dazed expression are all permanent fixtures. But don't worry, we've got you covered. This humorous tee is for all the parents out there who are tired and don't know why. Being a parent is a wild ride, some days it's all worth it, other days it's like a never-ending hangover. But hey, someone's gotta do it!




This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32
  SHIRT WIDTH (cm) SHIRT LENGTH (cm) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE
S 47 64.1 6-8 36-38 10-12
M 50.8 66 10-12 40-42 14-16
L 55.9 68 14-16 44-46 18-20
XL 61 69.9 18-20 48-50 22-24
2XL 66 71.8 22-24 52-54 26-28
3XL 71.1 73.7 26-28 56-58 30-32
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